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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

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Updated November 2026.

  1. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? Answer: A buck an ear
  2. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? Answer: A thesaurus
  3. The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? Answer: Footsteps
  4. What belongs to you, but other people use it far more than you do? Answer: Your name
  5. What travels all over the world while staying in one corner? Answer: A stamp
  6. What has cities without houses, forests without trees and rivers without water? Answer: A map
  7. What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? Answer: Silence
  8. What kind of coat can only be put on wet? Answer: A coat of paint
  9. If you have it, you want to share it. Once you share it, you no longer have it. What is it? Answer: A secret
  10. Where does Friday come before Thursday? Answer: In the dictionary
  11. What has branches but no leaves, and keeps other people's money? Answer: A bank
  12. What tastes better than it smells? Answer: Your tongue
  13. What has thirteen hearts but no other organs? Answer: A deck of cards
  14. What do sailors throw overboard when they want to stay and haul back up when they want to go? Answer: An anchor
  15. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and gray when you throw it away? Answer: Charcoal
  16. Spelled forward, I'm heavy. Spelled backward, I'm not. What word am I? Answer: Ton
  17. What five-letter word gets shorter when you add two letters to it? Answer: Short
  18. What word has three syllables and twenty-six letters? Answer: Alphabet
  19. What begins with an E, ends with an E, and usually holds just one letter? Answer: An envelope
  20. What is always ahead of you, never behind you, and can't be seen? Answer: The future
  21. What sits at the bottom of the sea and shakes? Answer: A nervous wreck
  22. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Answer: It let out a little wine
  23. What do lawyers wear to court? Answer: Lawsuits
  24. What has a foot on each end and a third foot in the middle? Answer: A yardstick
  25. What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening? Answer: A person
  26. What has keys but no locks, space but no room, and lets you enter but never leave? Answer: A computer keyboard
  27. What kind of ship has two mates, no captain and an anniversary? Answer: A relationship
  28. What is harder to catch the faster you run? Answer: Your breath
  29. The more of me there is, the less you see, and one match is enough to beat me. What am I? Answer: Darkness
  30. What goes around and around the wood but never goes into the wood? Answer: The bark of a tree
  31. What three different positive whole numbers give the same answer whether you add them or multiply them? Answer: One, two and three
  32. Two mothers and two daughters each order a burger. Only three burgers come, and nobody goes without. How? Answer: They are a grandmother, a mother and a daughter
  33. A farmer has seventeen sheep and all but nine run away. How many does he have left? Answer: Nine
  34. How many times can you subtract five from twenty-five? Answer: Once. After that it's twenty.
  35. The doctor hands you three pills and says to take one every half hour. How long until they're gone? Answer: One hour
  36. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain on Earth? Answer: Mount Everest
  37. How far can a dog run into the woods? Answer: Halfway. After that it's running out.
  38. Pointing at a photo, a man says: I have no brothers or sisters, but that man's father is my father's son. Who is in the photo? Answer: His son
  39. A ladder hangs off a ship with its bottom rung just touching the water. The tide rises three feet. How many rungs are under water now? Answer: None. The ship rises with the tide.
  40. You have two coins worth thirty cents together, and one of them is not a nickel. What are they? Answer: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter is the one that isn't a nickel.
  41. What is the only number whose letters are in alphabetical order when you spell it out? Answer: Forty
  42. Which number has exactly as many letters as its own value? Answer: Four
  43. What is thirty divided by one half, plus ten? Answer: Seventy
  44. A woman has seven daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many children does she have? Answer: Eight
  45. What can you put between a five and a six to get a number bigger than five and smaller than six? Answer: A decimal point
  46. When Jo was six, her sister was half her age. Jo is forty now. How old is her sister? Answer: Thirty-seven
  47. A snail is at the bottom of a ten-foot well. Each day it climbs three feet, and each night it slides back two. On which day does it get out? Answer: Day eight
  48. A pen and a notebook cost $1.10 together. The notebook costs a dollar more than the pen. How much is the pen? Answer: Five cents
  49. A patch of clover doubles in size every day and covers the whole lawn on day thirty. On which day did it cover half the lawn? Answer: Day twenty-nine
  50. If five machines take five minutes to make five toys, how long do a hundred machines take to make a hundred toys? Answer: Five minutes
  51. What letter comes next: O, T, T, F, F, S, S? Answer: E, for eight
  52. A man shaves a dozen times a day and still has a full beard. How? Answer: He's a barber
  53. A man walks through pouring rain with no hat, hood or umbrella, and not one hair on his head gets wet. How? Answer: He's bald
  54. A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three nights and rides out on Friday. How? Answer: His horse is named Friday
  55. A truck driver goes the wrong way down a one-way street, right past a police officer, and doesn't get a ticket. Why? Answer: He was walking
  56. You walk into a dark cabin with one match. There is a candle, an oil lamp and a fireplace. What do you light first? Answer: The match
  57. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Answer: Easily. Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
  58. The butcher is six feet tall and wears size twelve shoes. What does he weigh? Answer: Meat
  59. What has six faces and twenty-one eyes but can't see? Answer: A die
  60. What can be cracked, made, told and played? Answer: A joke
  61. What can be driven without wheels and sliced without a knife? Answer: A golf ball
  62. I'm dug out of the ground and shut inside a wooden case that I never leave, yet nearly everyone has used me. What am I? Answer: Pencil lead (graphite)
  63. What word sounds exactly the same after you take away four of its five letters? Answer: Queue
  64. What seven-letter word has hundreds of letters in it? Answer: Mailbox
  65. What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out? Answer: A keyhole
  66. What can you swallow by the glass that can also swallow you whole? Answer: Water
  67. Throw me off a rooftop and I'll be fine. Drop me in a puddle and I'm ruined. What am I? Answer: A sheet of paper
  68. What has room for ten fingers but can only be filled by empty hands? Answer: A pair of gloves
  69. What goes in dry, comes out wet, and the longer it stays in, the stronger the drink gets? Answer: A tea bag
  70. What connects two people but touches only one? Answer: A wedding ring
  71. What can you steal in front of thousands of people, with an umpire watching, and get cheered for it? Answer: A base
  72. What kind of running means you'll be walking? Answer: Running out of gas
  73. What kind of stones are never found in the ocean? Answer: Dry ones
  74. What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? Answer: One sells watches and the other watches cells
  75. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Answer: One has claws at the end of its paws. The other is a pause at the end of a clause.
  76. What is the difference between a teacher and a train conductor? Answer: One trains minds and the other minds trains
  77. I saw a cruise ship packed with people, yet there wasn't a single person on board. How? Answer: They were all married
  78. My grandfather is only six years older than my father. How is that possible? Answer: He is my mother's father
  79. How many birthdays does a ninety-year-old have? Answer: One. The rest are anniversaries.
  80. What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot? Answer: Carpet
  81. What was tomorrow yesterday and will be yesterday tomorrow? Answer: Today
  82. What falls every evening without breaking, and what breaks every morning without falling? Answer: Night and day
  83. What do you get twice for free but have to pay for the third time? Answer: Teeth
  84. What can you spend, save, waste, tell and run out of? Answer: Time
  85. What can you keep only after you've given it to someone? Answer: Your word (or a promise)
  86. What do you break every morning without making a sound? Answer: Your fast
  87. What can you draw without a pencil and then soak in? Answer: A bath
  88. What has a crown without being a king and a root without being a plant? Answer: A tooth
  89. Which two parts of your body share their names with a tree and a fish? Answer: Your palm and your sole
  90. What has a pupil but no classroom and a lid but no jar? Answer: Your eye
  91. What has six pockets but has never worn pants? Answer: A pool table
  92. What state is round at both ends and high in the middle? Answer: Ohio
  93. What do you call a number that can't sit still? Answer: A roamin' numeral
  94. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? Answer: A receding hare line
  95. What do you call a belt made out of watches? Answer: A waist of time
  96. What is the leading cause of dry skin? Answer: Towels
  97. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Answer: Bison
  98. A sandwich walks into a bar. What does the bartender say? Answer: Sorry, we don't serve food here
  99. What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? Answer: I don't know and I don't care
  100. What is the difference between a badly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Answer: Attire
  101. Two antennas got married. How was the wedding? Answer: The ceremony was dull, but the reception was great
  102. What do you set at night, hate in the morning, and hit to buy nine more minutes? Answer: Your alarm clock
  103. What do you check a hundred times a day, though it has never once checked on you? Answer: Your phone
  104. What does your landlord raise every year without lifting a finger? Answer: The rent
  105. What could that hour-long meeting have been? Answer: An email
  106. At a meeting, what can run for pages and still be only minutes? Answer: The minutes
  107. What ladder do you climb without ever leaving your desk? Answer: The corporate ladder (or career ladder)
  108. What do you break at a party to get strangers talking? Answer: The ice
  109. What do you hand your boss that takes two weeks to work? Answer: Your notice
  110. What bar serves no drinks and can take years to pass? Answer: The bar exam
  111. What bar gets lower every round, and nobody orders a drink at it? Answer: The limbo bar
  112. What do you file every spring, dread all winter and sometimes get money back from? Answer: Your taxes
  113. What has thirty years of interest and no curiosity at all? Answer: A mortgage
  114. What grows on a palm tree and is also something you go on with someone you like? Answer: A date
  115. What always starts on Monday and is over by Wednesday's donuts? Answer: A diet
  116. What membership do people pay for all year and use in January? Answer: A gym membership
  117. What do you make on January first and break by February? Answer: A New Year's resolution
  118. What list gets longer every time you cross something off? Answer: Your to-do list
  119. What relatives did you get for free on your wedding day? Answer: Your in-laws
  120. What is the most expensive party you'll ever throw, where you barely get to eat? Answer: Your wedding
  121. What do couples fight over every night, even though it covers them both? Answer: The blanket
  122. What do you drink to start working and spill the moment you wear white? Answer: Coffee
  123. What do you nurse the morning after a big night, though it will never grow up? Answer: A hangover
  124. What lies in a cellar for years getting better, until somebody pulls its cork? Answer: Wine
  125. What comes at the end of every restaurant meal, though nobody ordered it? Answer: The check (or the bill)
  126. What do you leave on the table on purpose when you walk out of a restaurant? Answer: The tip
  127. What can you book for dinner but never read? Answer: A table
  128. What ride at the airport is only for suitcases? Answer: The baggage carousel
  129. What little book gets you out of the country and has the worst photo of you ever taken? Answer: Your passport
  130. How can a flight land earlier than it took off? Answer: By crossing time zones
  131. What is the one device in the house that two people set to two different temperatures? Answer: The thermostat
  132. What drawer in every kitchen holds batteries, tape, one birthday candle and nothing you're looking for? Answer: The junk drawer
  133. What do you have a whole cabinet of, though none of them has a lid that fits? Answer: Food containers
  134. What do you make up yourself, type every day and still forget? Answer: Your password
  135. What do you agree to every time without reading a word of it? Answer: The terms and conditions
  136. What fix does tech support always try first? Answer: Turning it off and on again
  137. What can you throw, crash and leave early? Answer: A party
  138. What gets tied at a wedding even though nobody brought rope? Answer: The knot
  139. What can you eat at breakfast and raise at a wedding? Answer: A toast
  140. What card game can you lose with nobody else playing? Answer: Solitaire
  141. What chess piece can only move forward but dreams of becoming a queen? Answer: A pawn
  142. What puzzle hands you clues going across and down, though no crime took place? Answer: A crossword
  143. What dance move is also something you do to a chip? Answer: The dip
  144. What arrives every month without an invitation and always asks for money? Answer: A bill
  145. How many times do you write the digit nine when you count from one to a hundred? Answer: Twenty
  146. Turn me on my side and I'm everything. Cut me in half and I'm nothing. What number am I? Answer: Eight
  147. How many bricks does it take to finish a brick house? Answer: One: the last one

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Five from this list: What has branches but no leaves, and keeps other people's money? (A bank) You have two coins worth thirty cents together, and one of them is not a nickel. What are they? (A quarter and a nickel. The quarter is the one that isn't a nickel.) What connects two people but touches only one? (A wedding ring) What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? (I don't know and I don't care) What ride at the airport is only for suitcases? (The baggage carousel)

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